Sword Art Offline Mother’s Rosario Part 1!

 A regular studio...

The crazy popular show is back again !

　

"Sword Art - Offline Mazazu - Rozario"

　

"5, 4, 3, 2 until the end of the title... Yes, please!"

　

"Hello, dear readers! It's time for the SODOART OF FRYING! From now on, I'm Yuuki, the dark fairy, and I'll be the moderator! Thank you very much!"

"Hello. I'm Fon, the Artificer Fairy, and I'll be in charge of the commentary for this program. I'll do my best while thinking that it would be nice if I could finish today as well. Nice to meet you."

　

When Yuuki and Hwon, who were in the moderator's seat with the staff's signal, said such greetings, words were projected on the background wall along with the sound of applause.

"I've been waiting for you" or "It's like a dream that this program will be revived" or "Yuki-chan, marry me!" ], including the outrageous sentence, is displayed one after another.

　

"Wow...that's an amazing reaction."

"This time, we're also broadcasting the show on the internet at the same time, so we're using the same system as the original, so you can hear the voices of the viewers in real time!"

“…Or rather, isn’t there too many requests for marriage proposals for Yuuki? …Staff-san, could you please specify his address?

“Stop, Fon!? Because the black aura is sticking out!?”

　

Fon, who played the role of Tsukkomi, was about to run out of control, and Yuuki intervened in a hurry. At that scene, " Bacupor Manzai GJ! ","Dangerous !? Obliterated by the Phantom War Demon !? from the net.

　

"Kohon... I'm sorry. The purpose of this program is to look back on the famous scenes of the Mother's Rosario arc of 'Sword Art Online: Mugen no Senki' and talk about the settings and stories that could not be told in this work.

“Of course, assuming that you have read this work, there will be many character collapses and meta remarks, so please be careful if you are not good at them.

　

Fon and Yuuki gave us a warning, and the program finally started .

　

"Well then, let's introduce the guests. Of course, the memorable guests in the first installation of Mother's Rosario are these two.

　

""Guest introduction is too irresponsible!?""

　

Halfway through, the two guests protested against the completely unmotivated introduction .

　

"Hello, I'm Kirito the Shadow Fairy!"

"Hello! I'm the water fairy Asuna!"

"Yeah... Kirito and Asuna, who are familiar with this work, the main characters of the original work, and the root of all evil in this program."

“…Wait, Fon!?

"Yeah, right! Yu~u~ki, Fon-kun will bully you...!"

"... No, looking at how Fon has been treated in this series so far, I think it can't be helped, Asuna."

“Yuuki is cold!?”

　

Asuna asks Yuuki for help after Fon's merciless treatment, but she screams when she is unexpectedly betrayed.

　

"Well, let's put aside the 30% joke..."

““Are you serious about 70%?!””

“The two of you will be able to talk about various things in the playback corner, so please take care of me… I'll put a nail in the coffin for now, but please don't go out of control, okay?”

"Well... Hwon-kun, you're terrible. Yuuki is the first host, so why bother Yuuki?"

"It's just as Asuna says. The only time I'm dumb is when Fon gives me a tsukkomi."

“Okay, you guys.

"Stop stop! Cut off after the program is over, phone!?"

　

A tsukkomi saying, "Is it okay to cut it off?" flows on the background screen, but the program proceeds without hesitation in the chaos of Fon, who plays the role of tsukkomi, going out of control.

　

　

Topics: It seems that Yuuki's first successful dish was nikujaga (failed 2 times).

　

　

“Now for the playback corner!”

"This time, I'm going to look back on the famous scenes from episodes 0 to 4. Since it's a story centered on the reunion scenes and battles between me and Yuuki, I'm asking for an appropriate explanation...especially the two guests."

"Yes"

"...if you don't trust me, that's a reply...for the time being, the first scene is about to begin."

　

Hwon, who doesn't trust the two guests at all, stares at them half-heartedly, but with a somewhat resigned expression, he introduces the playback video.

　

<Scene where Fon logs into ALO ​​​​for the first time in a while and complains about Kirito and Yui>

　

“Is it really coming from here!?”

"... Wow... Before reconciling with your parents, Fong said something like this..."

　

Yuuki who was standing next to her boyfriend who was muttering with dead eyes was also drawn in by boulder. Fon was mentally damaged by Yuuki's appearance!

　

"This was when I was back at my parent's house, wasn't it?"

“That's right... Fon got banned from ALO before Asuna did. Right after that, there was a quest to acquire Excalibur... Back then, if Fon was there, it would have been much easier to conquer. It might be."

“Excalibur is definitely a legendary weapon, right? ALO has only one weapon, isn't it?”

"That's right. Come to think of it, Liz also had a thunder hammer Mjolnir. I've been shown it once, but it has a foul performance."

　

From Kirito's words looking back on those days, to the story of the quest to obtain Excalibur that happened while Fon was away, the topic turns to a legendary class weapon.

　

“Because there is a performance difference between a legendary class weapon and a player-made highest rank ancient class weapon that cannot be surpassed.”

"That's why it's difficult to obtain. And Liz said that the number of people who can make ancient weapons is limited."

"Yeah. Because it's the minimum requirement to be a master smith. Or rather, now that I think about it, the staff of the World Tree that Asuna is holding is also a legendary weapon... it's pretty hateful that we alone own three of them. Do you think you can collect them?"

"Well... and recently, Leafa and Sinon have been saying they want legendary weapons..."

　

While nodding at Yuuki's words, Fon and Kirito couldn't help but hold their heads at the thought of having three legendary weapons, and thinking that there might be more in the future.

　

　

<Scene of the first duel with Fon and Yuuki>

　

"It's the scene where Yuuki and Fon-kun fought for the first time... Even so, Kirito-kun really fought with all his might and lost..."

“Are you still in doubt, Asuna!?”

　

Kirito cries out that Asuna still had suspicions about how he was holding back after watching Fon's fight. Fon and Yuuki unintentionally smiled dryly at Asuna's glaring stare.

　

"Even so, it's a pseudo dual wielding with a fantasy sword... isn't that a foul? Because you can fight with any two weapons you like."

"That's right... And you can activate the Sword Skill of the Illusion Sword with Skill Connect... Fon-kun is a cheat character, right?"

"Ah, ahaha... but it's really hard to use that thing, you know?"

　

Even though the two girls raised their voices of protest, Fon continued to explain the disadvantages of the fantasy sword dual-sword style.

　

“In the first place, unlike Kirito's two-sword style, my two-sword style is an irregular tactic.

"...? How is that different?"

“Because you alternate between attacking and defending with different weapons, you can surprise your opponent and use tricky tactics that make use of the weight difference between the weapons. , It's probably impossible to do this in SAO or UW. Using different weapons at the same time takes a lot of physical strength."

"Ah... you know that. I also use a lot of concentration when I'm dual wielding. In the case of Fon, it would be even better if I used the Illusion Sword Skill Connect."

“Besides, if you use Skill Connect with the sword skill of the Illusion Sword, it will be activated in a forced system, so it's pretty tough.”

“…While saying that, isn't Fong-kun, who is doing it calmly, a monster after all?”

"Isn't it? I'm not the only one who thinks it's funny, right?"

　

As Kirito and Fon exchanged such battle stories, Asuna and Yuuki frowned at Fon's obvious fighting sense.

　

　

〈Ren feels awkward in the scene where he chats with his father〉

　

“Hon's father, huh… I didn't know he was a lawyer.”

"I'm surprised, isn't it... Hwon-kun was also a boy?"

“Don't do it, young boy, Asuna.

　

Fon smiles wryly at Kirito and Asuna's words .

　

“In my case, I didn't think I would be able to live in this world during my time in SAO. Besides, I came from a parallel world, so I felt somewhat clever about talking about such things.

“Hmm… I mean, you don't talk much about yourself even now, do you? Is there a reason for that?”

「・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・」

“Eh… Phone…?”

　

Yuuki tilted his head at Fon, who remained silent while still averting his gaze. Kirito and Asuna also turned their gazes to Fon, but Fon remained silent as he took out a placard.

　

"I can't talk about it because it will be a huge spoiler for the second half of Alicization."

"""...Eh..."""

　

The three people were surprised at the answer that they couldn't answer because it was a spoiler, but Hwon could only smile wryly.

　

"Well... first of all, the reason I included my parents' stories in the Mother's Rosario arc was because family was one of the themes. A flag was also erected for

"...Is that so? Going back to the topic, there were a lot of things with the phone. Somehow I understand how you feel...I was also worried about my relationship with Sugu and my parents."

"We have unexpected family problems."

“…Wait a minute, everyone!? Because your eyes aren't smiling!?

　

Yuuki's scream echoed through everyone as the highlights gradually faded away, but it seemed that it would take a while for the three of them to recover their spirits, so they proceeded to the next VTR corner.

　

　

<Scene where Hwon discusses Zekken with the female members>

　

"It's time to talk about me!"

“I was asleep at the time, but that's what they were talking about.

"Hey, Kirito. Are you trying to say that I'm an idiot...?"

“A misunderstanding!?”

　

Kirito hurriedly denied Fon's question with a smile.

　

“Now that I think about it, Fon-kun has been deceiving me since this time, right?”

"It's misleading to say that I was deceiving you... I just wanted you to fight Yuuki without any prior information as much as possible."

“But Hwon is certainly a secretive person, isn't he?

“Huh… Mr. Yuuki?”

"You can't show your hands at all. I heard about the fantasy sword in SAO, but I saw it for the first time in the skill chain and the decisive battle with Heathcliff. I wonder if they don't trust us. Na "

"Even Kirito!?"

　

Fong screams after being reacted in three different ways. Hwon, who had never thought that he would be suspected of distrust, tried to argue back, but

　

“In the first place, since Fon-kun has such a side, isn't Yuuki suspecting you of cheating?”

“Zaku!?”

"Hon is good at following up and caring, but sometimes he's spinning around as hard as he can..."

"Gufu!?"

“The result is Alicization.

“Dumuu!?!?”

　

Hwon is fatally wounded after being hit three times in a row. In particular, Yuuki's word "I hate" stopped him, and he collapsed on the spot holding his chest.

　

“…Did I say too much?”

"Hey, Asuna. Didn't Yuuki's words become more fatal than ours, huh?"

"Shhh! Even if you know about it, you shouldn't touch it, Kirito-kun!?"

"I can't help it... Please watch the last playback video until the phone recovers, please!"

　

As Kirito and Asuna secretly talk, "Fon dies...!" ' was pouring into the background. However, the final video began with Yuuki's words, which proceeded with the program alone without worrying about such things.

　

　

<Fon rushes to Kirito and the others while carrying Asuna, who has forcibly logged out>

　

"Fon, are you okay?"

"Da, da, it's okay... I just stabbed my heart with a seven-pronged sword when I said I didn't like it. That's why, please don't say you hate me.

"Aren't you still down?! Just how fatal was that!?"

"It can't be helped... If someone you like says they hate you, that's what it will be like... maybe me and Kirito-kun..."

　

The two guests smiled cramped as they watched Yuuki worry about Fon, who had completely lost his mind. Huong, who managed to recover, started talking about the playback video.

　

"At that time, I was surprised... because Asuna collapsed like a thread had been cut. I ran into Kirito and the others at full speed."

“I'm sorry, Fong-kun…”

"Forcible logout is like that."

“According to Yui, depending on the location, the avatar may be left behind as it is. Even though ALO has a logic code, it can be canceled by displaying the menu with the left hand. It was really helpful to have Huong in

　

Asuna thanked Fon, who smiled wryly while looking back on those days. Yuuki is surprised at the scene where Asuna collapses, while Kirito is relieved that Fon was there.

　

“Even so, is Asuna's house really that strict?

"Hmm... I was passing by your mother at that time too... You actually have a kind side, you know? Right now, you're allowing me to log in to ALO ​​​​like this... I' m assuming you study properly..."

"That's right... I'm playing the game now, but we're taking exams this year (*according to the chronological order of Alicization)."

　

The two seniors get into a gloomy mood when they hear the word "examination" from talking about their home. Yuuki called out to the two of them.

　

"You two and Liz are going to college after all, right?"

"Yeah. That's why the three of us sometimes study together after school."

"Come to think of it, it's a light depiction in this work, but the three of us are in the same class at the returnee school."

“It's okay… Right now, Yuuki and Silica are in the same class, but I'm the only one.”

"...Eh...Since Kirito is a solo player, I thought he didn't mind that kind of thing."

"Yes Yes"

"... I'll hit you guys..."

　

Fon and Asuna nodded at Yuuki's surprised words .

　

　

Topics: It seems that they have dueled several times since they started dating, but Yuuki seems to have won 80% of the battle records.

　

　

"Well, next to the playback is this corner!"

"I want to ask Fon and Yuuki! It's the inside story corner."

　

Along with the title call, Asuna and Kirito, who were in the guest seats, moved to the MC's seats, and the two people who were in charge of MCs moved to the guest positions.

　

"From this corner, me, Kirito and..."

“Asuna will be the moderator. In this corner, we will explain the private lives of Fon and Yuuki, as well as behind-the-scenes stories that we were unable to write in this work.”

"...I mean, is this number of characters okay? At this point, it's already about 6.5 thousand characters..."

"It's okay. I'm writing as the author wants to write ... I deserve it."

“You guys… your meta remarks are too cruel.”

"That's right! Even the author is desperately updating two works at the same time!?"

"Mr. Yuuki!? I'm begging you, please don't put out another work! Go ahead before it gets any more chaotic, moderators!?"

　

Hwon decided that he couldn't handle Tsukkomi because he didn't have enough hands, so he forced the corner. By the way, the background comments include "Mugen no Senki Otsu" and "As expected of Tsukkomi Master! I'm numb there, but I don't long for it! ] and other storms were taking place.

　

"Well then, let's talk about Fong's house first... how is it?"

“I see… Now that I think about it, none of the members have ever come to my house. It's a detached house, and the one I'm living in now is a 1LDK size apartment.”

“Hon's parents' house is about an hour by bike from the apartment, right?”

"Yeah. It comes up in various scenes, but it's never been written about before... It's like a living room with a kitchen and a bedroom."

　

Fon explains the room along with the drawing. In fact, the staff had prepared a picture of the room, but it was a digression that the phone did everything in its power to prevent it from the viewpoint of privacy.

　

“Come to think of it, there was something I wanted to ask… Is it true that Hwon and Yuuki are sleeping together?”

"Eh...? Ah, that's..."

"that's right!"

"Mr. Yuuki!?"

　

While Fon was wondering how to answer Kirito's question, Yuuki simply answered. Hwon and the moderator are shocked by the unexpected bombshell statement. Of course, the background is also "... Haa...! ? ' and other comments were pouring in.

　

“…hey, von…you wouldn’t want to lay your hands on Yuuki…!?”

"Wait! It's really a misunderstanding, Kirito!?"

"...Heh...I'm telling people that much, and I'm doing what I'm supposed to do as the main character...Heh..."

“Asuna!? Completely wet!?”

"(Gogogogogogogo!!!)"

　

The two approach Hwon while emitting an unusual aura of anger.At this rate, a tragedy that can't be shown in the living room will happen...

　

"Eh...? Did something go wrong? Kirito and Asuna often sleep together in ALO, right?"

""eh…?""

　

Kirito and Asuna come to their senses at Yuuki's words.

　

“Eh… eh… Yuuki, did Fon-kun really not do anything to you?”

"...? There's no such thing in the real world."

“…Are you a badass, Fon?”

“Is that what you say before you apologize?! I’ll cut you, Asuna!?”

　

Even Fon got mad at the unpredictable treatment. That's true, but I didn't want to admit it as a man's pride.

　

"Even Kirito-kun is showing off a little man!"

“Asuna-san!?

“Don't say such raw things in front of Yuuki!?”

"...ah, but..."

"""but…!?"""

“Sometimes, after Hwon fell asleep first, do you sometimes stare at his sleeping face?”

“““……I'm sorry””

"why!?"

　

Hearing Yuuki's pure words, the three of them fell to their knees, realizing that they were too dirty. Unknowingly brandishing the knife of his unconscious mind, Yuuki is confused and confused.

　

"Well, then... I'll come back and ask you the next question. What do you do in the afternoon at school, Fong? What's it really like?"

"Ah, so... There was a bit of a depiction in the Fairy Dance arc, but it's about half the school cafeteria and the lunch box."

"Is that so... Huh? But isn't that weird? I've heard from Liz and the others that they sometimes see you and Yuuki in the cafeteria, but I've never heard of bento. ?"

"Ah... I think that's probably because we go to the rooftop to eat our lunch boxes, right? After all, it's embarrassing to be in front of other people."

"I don't have the guts to show it to the public like you guys."

"Ah, ahaha..."

　

At Yuuki and Fon's words, the two who had done it before couldn't help but smile wryly.

　

“But now there are more bento boxes. I'm not the only one who makes them, but Yuuki sometimes makes them too.

“We also talk about things like shopping together and making something like this on our days off.”

“…Aren’t these guys just like newlyweds?”

"But I'm a little envious...if Kirito-kun can cook too, we can talk about things like that."

“I'm sorry, Asuna…but I really like the food that Asuna cooks for me.

"... Kirito-kun...!"

"Hey...both of you should be home soon."

　

Yuuki smiled wryly next to Fon calling out to Kirito and Asuna, who had suddenly moved from their own topic to a sweet space.

　

"Go, gohon! Then, the last question. When did Hwon get his motorcycle license?"

"Yes. I didn't think you were."

"I see. You bought an electric motorcycle, didn't you?"

　

After reading out the question, Fon nodded at Kirito's answer. Fon's words reminded Asuna of the bike Fon was riding.

　

“Were electric motorcycles rare in the world where Fong lived?”

“Rather than saying that it is rare, it would be more correct to say that it is not very popular. In the world I lived in, hybrid cars and other eco-cars were still the mainstream. Na"

"Was there anything else that surprised you?"

"Well... I was surprised that some of the school's teaching materials were tablet-type... And there was a slight gap in recent history. I don't think there was that much of a difference after that."

"Sometimes I forget that Hwon-kun is from another world..."

"No, it's quite troublesome if I forget about that... Well, in this work, I don't know the members other than Kirito and Yuuki, so it's not unreasonable..."

　

After answering Yuuki and Kirito's question, Asuna's words with a wry smile made even Fon's smile cramp up.

　

　

Topics: In fact, before meeting Yuuki again, Fon received a love letter once (but apparently put the letter of refusal in the other's shoe cupboard).

　

　

"Well, unfortunately, it's time to say goodbye. Did you enjoy yourselves, Kirito and Asuna?"

“That's right… It was good because I felt like I was able to understand once again that Hwon-kun cares about Yuuki in both good and bad ways.”

“For me too, Fon's tsukkomi was stable, so it was fun to be able to comment without hesitation.”

"Okay, you guys... Shall we hang out in the waiting room later?"

　

' or 'No way, the legend of SAO will fight…! ? Ignoring comments such as, "Asuna and Kirito didn't show any signs of remorse, Fon was streaking his temples.

　

"Well, well... if these two are in this series, it's a promise, isn't it?"

"That's right... I understand. I'm going to give up on pursuing Yuuki's words."

“(As I thought, it's too sweet for Yuuki…)”

"Yeah...? Did you say something, both of you?"

"No nothing" "Nothing"

　

The two guests secretly talk to Hwon, who has given up saying nothing more after being put down by Yuuki. Luckily, the phone didn't seem to hear it.

　

“Yuki is also tired.

"That's right... I thought it would be quite difficult when I saw it, but it was quite fun when I tried it! I think it was a big factor that I was able to relax a little because Hwon was there."

"I see... I never thought I'd be stabbed with a knife from next to me without realizing it."

"…?What do you mean…?"

　

Hwon, who had let his guard down without thinking that there was an enemy among his relatives, had a blank look at Yuuki, who had successfully completed the big task of being the first emcee. I guess it's not just imagination that he thinks his stomach hurts.

　

"Well then, it's almost time to finish! Let's meet again next time with Egil and Klein as guests! Well then."

"""See you~!!""""

　

"This program is provided by Ymir, who guarantees a safe gaming life for everyone."

　

“Fon… can you tell me what happened to the love letter just now?”

"eh!?"

　

　

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It was the owner who had the bomb dropped at the very end (laughs).

The next guests are scheduled to be adults, so I think the burden on the phone will be reduced (?).

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. you next time!