Sword Art of offline Mugen no Senki SAO 3
the biggest chaos episode!
Then go ahead!
"Hello! It's time for Sodoart Ofrain. I'm Asuna, the moderator."
“Similarly, I’m the moderator, Yui!”
"It's Kirito for the explanation."
"It's a regular phone, nice to meet you."
By the third time, Hwon, who had already given up trying to get in, was added, and the program started after the standard program greetings were finished.
"Well, this time, we had these people come to play back episodes 7 to 9! Please!"
"Hello everyone! I'm Silica!"
"Hello, I'm Lisbeth!"
After being introduced by Asuna, Silica and Liz appeared and greeted each other.
"Silica, welcome."
"Ehehe, I've been called!"
"Thank you for coming, Liz!"
"You're here, Asuna! I always look at you, Fon... you must be having a hard time."
"If you say so, can you take over this position?"
“…………I’m sorry, I can’t.”
Silica and Liz responded to Kirito and Asuna's welcoming voices. Liz looks at her hard-working Fong with sympathy, but when she finds herself in danger, she ruthlessly cuts her off.
"Even so, it's the first time that we're two guests at the same time."
“It would be nice if my burden was reduced a little…”
“Hon, are you that bad at this show?”
“…………You guys who are the culprits say that?”
Fon glares at Kirito and the others at Asuna's words. Silica and Liz who saw the figure,
"T-It's hard. Mr. Fong."
"A, ahaha... For now, let's go to the VTR as soon as possible before Fon's stomach reaches its limit!"
With a wry smile, he moved on to the VTR.
<Scene where Liz hits Phong with a hammer>
“Wait a minute! Why is this scene!?”
"Wow, Liz... this is going too far."
Asuna commented on her best friend's assault scene while pulling back.
"At that time, I was prepared for death... even though it was in the park."
"I also broke the sword for the product at Liz's shop, but it didn't go this far."
Remembering that time, Fon, who was about to be minced... no, a messed up tomato, gave Fon a distant look, while Kirito, who had also messed with Liz at Liz's shop, gave Fon a look of sympathy.
“At this time, Mr. Hwon was beaten because he made his mother cry, right?”
"Uh!? Yu, Yui-chan? It's painful when you say that...?"
Yui-chan, around there.”
Hwon was in a cold sweat as Yui pursued him. Silica was calming Yui.
"I mean... now that I think about it, I feel like I've been through a lot of terrible things since then."
"""""eh?"""""
Hwon looked away again and said such a thing, so everyone except Hwon raised a questioning voice.
"Being beaten by Liz, making repeated remarks about Kirito and Asuna's flirting, being told I can't return to my original world, being killed by Kayaba (although it was attempted)..."
“Fo, von……?”
Kirito involuntarily retreats to Fon, who speaks with a black smile.
"I'm going to be used as a pawn by some genius (laughs) with Brain Control, and before I know it, I'm in another world. I can't trust a black-hearted civil servant..."
““Fo, Mr. Fong……!?””
Silica and Yui were also frightened by Fon, who finally leaked out a black aura.
“What’s more, that civil servant will ask you unreasonable demands again, you will be attacked with a grudge, Kirito’s harem will increase more and more…………
… Laugh. Can someone please laugh at me...? ”
“Fon!? I’m begging you, please come back!?”
“Wait a second, please!?”
Kirito and Asuna finally exceeded their limits, and the title changed to Fon, whose aura had completely turned into a brother.
“Ladies and gentlemen, we are currently in a state where we can't show you the original owner in the video. Until then, please watch the next VTR and wait. Now then, please take a look at this scene from episode 8.”
Along with such an announcement, the VTR began to play.
<Scene where Fon ruthlessly refuses Kirito's request to cook ragout rabbit>
“…………(Shuu……)”
"Eh, it seems that Fon has exceeded various limits, so let's leave it as it is for the time being."
"Well, that's right. Even so, it's a ragout rabbit, isn't it... that was really delicious!"
"Oh, it's just exquisite, that's all there is to it!"
With a cold wet towel applied to her eyelids, Liz continued her story while looking sideways at Fon, who was laid to rest.
Asuna and Kirito seemed to remember the taste, and they were all smiles.
“Mmm, only papa and mama are cheating!”
"Oh, I'm sorry!"
“I’m sorry, Yui-chan! ……That’s right! If I remember correctly, Yuuki said that Fon-kun got some food for S, so maybe!”
"You guys... can you say that even if you look at Fong's state?"
““……S-I’m sorry.””
With Liz's expression saying, "Don't worry about yourself," the two idiot parents also restrained themselves.
“Yui-chan, shall we go look for it together next time?”
"Right! Then please!"
Silica suggested that to Yui, and the situation was settled somehow.
“Fufufu, then, the next scene is also a video from episode 9. Here you go!”
Silica's words started the final VTR.
<Scene of eating lunch with Fon, Kirito and Asuna in the safe zone>
"Wow, it looks delicious!"
“Asuna, you maxed out your cooking skill for Kirito!”
"Li, Liz, isn't that a promise not to say?"
Seeing the food in the video, Silica lets out a voice of admiration. When her secret was exposed by her girlfriend Liz, Asuna blushed and panicked.
"Mommy's home cooking is always delicious. Hey, Papa?"
"That's right. Personally, I'd be happy if you could add a little more spicy food, right?"
"... I won't make any more for those selfish people!"
"Wow, I'm sorry! I'm begging you, please continue to make delicious meals, Asuna-san!?"
"Good!"
And to Kirito and Asuna, who are doing their usual couple comedy,
"Yeah, I can see why the phone is like that."
"Hon-san, you were always close to this comedy and such a sweet space...
I have to be careful not to become a burden on Mr. Fong..."
While Liz and Silica were saying such things, the topic shifted to Fon's cooking skills.
“But Fon-kun is also maxing out his cooking skill, right? Even in ALO, we sometimes cook together, and even though his skill is compensated, he’s really good at it.”
"Really?"
Asuna smiled wryly as she remembered that time, and Silica was surprised at her appearance.
"That's right. You can make multiple items in no time, so as someone who has the same skill, I want to emulate that skill."
"Even in cooking, the power of the 'Mugen no Senki' is fully open."
At Asuna's evaluation of Fon, Liz commented with a feeling of being half-excited and half-laughing.
“Mom’s cooking has a nostalgic taste, but Mr. Fong thinks about the combination of flavors and cooks.
“… Shall I teach Hwon how to cook?”
Yui's calm analysis made Kirito, as a fellow man, have feelings for him, and he prepared himself for such a thing.
"Then, that's all for the playback corner!
……So, I have something to consult with everyone here……」
""???"""
Asuna announced the end of the corner, and everyone had a question mark at the word consultation.
What is that consultation...? When you're doing that...
"... Huh? Huh, why me?"
Fong, who had fainted, regained consciousness.
"Well then, about the next corner... are you sure you're okay, Hwon-kun?"
"Ah, ah. I'm sorry, I caused you trouble. But you don't remember why you fell down... Hey, why did I fall down?"
Asuna's worries made Fon hold her head in her hands as she said it was fine.
And when I asked the reason why, everyone started panicking all at once.
"T-I was so tired!"
"That's right! I'm sure you're right! Yeah!"
"Pa, Papa and Mama are right!"
"Y-yes! I'm sure you're right!"
"Well, you should rest more!"
"Oh, oh...?"
Hwon nodded involuntarily, pushed by the force of the false words of everyone who agreed that he could never cause such a runaway situation again.
"Well then, the next corner is the 'Tell me! Kirito-sensei!' corner!"
"Huh? Has the corner changed? You haven't heard...?"
"This time, we decided to change our policy."
"Oh really?"
"I see"
"""Yes Yes"""
Fon, who thought it was his own corner, involuntarily tilted his head at Asuna's progress.
Normally, I'd be flustered here, but I was a little relieved that it wasn't the corner I hated, so I obediently accepted Asuna and Kirito's words without questioning them.
…… Without knowing that this was suddenly decided by the consensus of the program to reduce the burden on the phone.
"Well then, Kirito-sensei. Today, I would like to ask you to explain the 'Illusion Sword'."
"... Eh!? About the fantasy sword, um, um, that's it!?"
"Haaah... Kirito, I'll explain."
"Oh, my bad, Fong."
Of course, Kirito wasn't able to deal with things that had been decided in a hurry, and Fon decided to help Kirito, who was confused about the illusion sword that he didn't understand.
“Now then, about the fantasy sword, well, I’ll explain the specific skills based on the original setting, so I’ll leave it out…”
Fon continues to explain the fantasy sword while making meta remarks.
“In this volume, the unique effects of two-handed swords and one-handed swords are explained, so let’s explain other weapons this time.
Saying that, when Fon snapped his fingers, a screen appeared in space.
"Illusion Sword Unique Effect List
Rapier: All stats are multiplied by 1.3. Aftermath occurs in normal attacks. 20% chance of nullifying damage when attacked.
Dagger: Illusion Sword <Dagger> A clone is generated when the sword skill is activated. 1.5x critical rate and critical damage. Doubles damage when hitting a vital point.
Spear: 1.5x attack speed. Attack and defense increase by 1% of original value every 5 seconds during combat. This effect stacks up to 50 stacks.
Two-handed ax: Ignores the opponent's defense power and defense buffs and deals damage (some defensive skills cannot be penetrated). Shockwave occurs when sword skill is activated.
One-handed Staff: Doubles weapon destruction damage when attacking parts. When attacking with the Illusion Sword <One-handed Staff> sword skill, the weight (including equipment) is added to the damage.
Katana: Illusion Sword <Katana> When attacking with a sword skill, some statuses are converted to other statuses. Doubles the buff effect of sword skills.
Curved Sword: Reduced knockback. Double AGI. Double damage when attacking monsters. Reduces damage received to 70% when fighting against players. 』
"Oh, that's what it feels like."
“““……………………………………………………”””
"Oh, hey... are you okay?"
All of them turned the white of their eyes and kept their mouths open.
Even Yui was speechless in surprise.
I wondered if he was breathing, and Fong called out to me, worried.
"Eh, umm... what should I say, is it okay?"
"Fo, Fon... do you remember all of these effects?"
"Well. If you don't remember it, you won't be able to switch to a suitable weapon in case of emergency.
If it's a sword or curved sword, the advantages and disadvantages are two sides of the same coin, so it's even more so.
I also remember sword skill effects and buffs in the same way.”
Liz asked a question in place of Asuna who was still at a loss for words. To that question, Fong answered as if it were a matter of course.
"Hey... Any quest, isn't it enough for Fon to do it all by himself?"
“You, don’t bring me commonplace material again.”
Fon, who understood the story, was astonished by Kirito's wry smile.
““……………………””
“Or rather, Silica and Yui-chan haven’t been revived yet, you know?”
"Oh, this corner can't be continued."
“A, ahaha……well, for the time being, Fon-kun, or rather, it’s great to know that the fantasy sword is outrageously amazing.
Then, "Tell me! It was the Kiri... Fong-sensei corner."
It ended with Asuna's words, forcibly rounding up the chaotic space.
“Silica-chan, are you okay now?”
"Yes! Come to think of it, what about Kirito-san?"
After finally reviving, Silica questioned Kirito's inability to see him.
"Ah, Yui-chan got a headache from the shock in the corner just now. Kirito went to the waiting room to take care of him, so he's absent."
"Fon, you should also restrain yourself a little."
"... what are you talking about?"
At Liz's tsukkomi, Fon, who was not aware of it, involuntarily tilted her head.
“Well, the damage was unexpectedly huge, but how was your guest Silica-san and Lizbed-san today?”
"Well, that's right. It's good to know about Kirito-san and Fon-san's activities and various other things."
"I'm tired. I feel like I understand Hwon's hardships.
"Li, Liz...even as expected of me, I'm not a spirit of steel, you know?"
"I know. That's why I fell down just now!"
"Oh, oh...!"
Hwon nodded, pushed by Liz's words. Hwon nodded obediently, probably because he collapsed today.
"Anyway! There were a lot of things, but this is the end of the 3rd Sword Art / Ofran SAO Edition! See you next time, in the 4th!"
"This, can we survive?"
Hwon muttered, feeling uneasy about the final episode, to Asuna, who finished in cold sweat with a smile.
『This program was brought to you by Lisbeth Arms Shop, whose cute owner offers powerful weapons at reasonable prices.』
Is it only the author who thought that it might be a miracle that this did not happen in the main part of the original , joining the hell brothers (attempted)
?
Let's continue with SAO Chapter ④
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