Sword Art of offline Mugen no Senki SAO 1
* In the extra edition, there are merciless character collapses and meta remarks.
Then go ahead!
*I'm sorry, when I was posting with the posting reservation, it was in a strange order. I fixed it.
a certain studio
The staff continued to move frantically. Then, the AD sends a signal to the performers.
"5 seconds before the performance.... 3, 2, 1... VTR start!"
The moment the count reached zero, the VTR started playing.
"Sword Art Of Flying Mugen no Senki" SAO Edition
From the title screen, the scene shifts to the studio. There is
"Hello! It's time for Sodoart Ofrain. I'm Asuna, the moderator."
With Asuna, who is the moderator in high spirits,
"It's Kirito for the explanation."
Also, Kirito, who also gives a commentary in high spirits,
"Um, I'm regular Fon. Nice to meet you all... by the way."
For the time being, Fon introduces himself and then turns his awkward gaze to the viewing seat.
Before that line of sight,
“……………………………………………………”
I'm grumpy! Yui, with her expression wide open, stood between Kirito and Asuna.
The reason for this is that she didn't appear at all in the SAO arc.
……In other words, the author is all bad……Sorry.
“Ah, Yui.
"That's right, Yui-chan. The author has gone to great lengths to make Yui-chan appear as a regular in the SAO arc of the Offline series, so you're going to make Yui-chan appear in a row, you know? Will there be more turns than Liz and Silica-chan?"
"A, Asuna-san? Isn't your meta remarks and your treatment of Liz and the others too cruel?"
Fon rushed into Asuna's various out-of-the-box expressions.
“…………Hmmm, I understand. If Papa and Mama go that far.”
Once Yui was in a good mood, the program finally resumed.
“Well then, Yui-chan. Can I ask you to explain the purpose of this program?”
"Yes! This program is a variety show that tells you all kinds of events and information about Aincrad! Each time, we will invite a gorgeous guest and develop a talk!"
""Yes Yes!""
The two idiot parents nodded happily at their daughter's hard work. Hwon can't help but smile at her hard work.
“There will also be a section where we will explain stories that were cut in this work or that could not be told, so please enjoy watching it!”
"Well done, Yui!"
“Well done, Yui!
Called by Asuna, what came out was...
"Thank you, thank you! I'm Klein, the messenger of love and justice!"
"Did you think about it for today's show?"
"Oh! You decided?"
Klein confidently answered Fong's question with a wry smile.
"Uh, Mr. Klein is the player Kirito-san met for the first time, and he and Fon-san received lectures, and he's one of Kirito's few friends."
(Few is unnecessary) (I wonder if I'm one of those few friends?)
Asuna's sharp words made Kirito and Fon think so in their hearts.
"Then, let's watch the playback from episodes 1 to 3 of the SAO arc together with Klein-san!"
"Don't miss my cool scene!"
"... Klein, only episode 2 has appeared, right?"
"Haa!?"
Phong's relentless tsukkomi landed a critical hit on Klein. He fell to the ground as Klein coughed up blood.
“Then, Yui-chan, please?”
"Yes! First of all, this scene from episode 2! Go ahead!"
“Eh, are you going to leave me alone!?”
The VTR started playing, ignoring Hwon who rushed into the moderator who proceeded as if nothing had happened.
<Scene where Fon, Kirito, and Klein meet for the first time>
“Now that I think about it, it was a miraculous meeting.
"Isn't that exaggerated? Klein survived because of the strength of the bond between Klein and Fuurinkazan, right?"
"Certainly. It's a power neither me nor Kirito will ever have, Klein."
"Ehehe. Don't be embarrassed when you say that."
Hearing Kirito and Fon's words, his face turned red and he was embarrassed. but
"If you're that kind of Klein, you're sure to be popular with girls!"
"""!?""""
Yui's (well-meaning) words that she casually threw a chill in the studio.
The person who received the words,
“……………………………………………………”
Biting his lip, he silently wept tears of blood. At that sight,
((Klein, Namu))
"Yu, Yui-chan! You can't!"
While Asuna warned Yui, Kirito and Fon were singing in chorus. She didn't say anything, thinking that if I tried to comfort her unnecessarily, her anger would be directed at me (because they're both riajuu).
"Anyway! Please watch the next video until Klein recovers! Here you go!"
In order to manage the place that had turned into chaos, Kirito guided them to the next VTR.
<Scene where Phong's avatar changes to real face and is confused>
"I'm not kidding, I was terrified at this point."
"Certainly! In the game, I'll make you look different from your own appearance."
Kirito agreed with the resurrected Klein's words.
"Even so, I was surprised that Fong made the avatar's face exactly the same as the real world. Is there a reason for that?"
"Ah, in my case, it was like reincarnation in another world, so maybe that's the influence. Actually, my avatar name 'Fon' is the name I used in a game a long time ago..."
"Heh, that's right. I also logged in without setting my appearance. Because I registered my name as my real name."
"Now that I think about it, when I heard Kayaba's announcement, I really felt like I had come to the world of SAO."
“Hmm, it may not have been a very good memory for Mr. Fong.”
"... Well, I think it can't be helped, so now it's not like that, is it?
Well then, let's go to the next VTR! ”
Hwon, who seemed unconcerned by Yui-chan's words, moved on to the next VTR to change the atmosphere.
<Scene in which Fon protests against Kibaou at the first level boss capture meeting>
“Wow, that’s cool, Mr. Fong!”
"Yes. At that time, I was really happy that Hwon said that."
“At that time, Fon-kun was really angry because of the beta testers.”
"Hey, let's do it, Fong."
"Don't lift it up so much! Looking back now, I'm so proud of myself that I want to go into a hole right now!"
Fon blushes as he remembers his actions at the time, hiding his face with both hands at Kirito's evaluation. When Yuuki thought that he would never be able to show him,
“Don’t worry, Fong-kun!”
"Asuna?"
“Yuuki, you said lively today’s program while recording it!”
“…………………………………………”
Fon, who was stopped by Asuna's words, opened his mouth wide and turned white. Something that looks like ectoplasma is coming out of his mouth, probably just his imagination.
"Well then, next is the last VTR! Go ahead!"
Yui instructed the VTR to play while looking sideways at Klein, who took care of the dazed Fong.
<Scene where Fon dismisses Kibaou and others with words and moves to the next layer with Kirito>
““…………………………””
"Kirito, Fon"
"Never mind, Klein."
"Oh, that's what we thought we should do."
Even after the VTR ended, Klein called out to the two who remained silent. However, the two replied with a look that they weren't worried.
“The first floor boss battle.
"Yeah. You're still indebted to Egil-san."
While Kirito and Asuna are excited about Egil,
"Yeah? No, Fon. The coat color of the LA item you got,
Doesn't it look like the color of the armor you often use? ”
"Ah, 'Blue Flame Recca'? It's just like Klein said. I really like the color of the 'Coat of Deep Blue' that I got at this time. It's the color of 'Blue Flame Recca'. I used that as a reference for the color scheme.”
Klein and Fong were talking about the inside story about the LA that Hwon got at this time.
“Even so, you guys were rampaging from the first floor, right?”
“I don’t want Diabel to die, so I did it.”
“When I realized it, my body was also moving forward unconsciously. Now that I think about it, when I saw Von move to save Diavel, I might have felt like I was also moved by it. Na"
Fon and Kirito answered Klein's words embarrassedly. Asuna and Yui-chan were watching while smiling.
"Anyway! That's it, the playback corner is over!"
Hwon, who couldn't stand the space anymore, said so, and the playback corner ended.
"Then, let's continue! Question corner! It's 'Fon's room'!"
"……yes!?"
Fon let out a voice of surprise at Asuna's words. I'm not listening! ? said the face.
"In this corner, the main character of this work, Hwon, will talk about setting and answering questions about the main story!"
"Ki, Kirito!? Wasn't this corner 'Kirito's life consultation' where you answered the troubles of the guests!?"
Fon frantically flips through the script to protest against Kirito, who explains it indifferently.
"Hon-san, I'm sorry, the producer told me to keep quiet..."
“Even Yui-chan!?”
Hwon is shocked that he was the only one deceived. Leaving such an owner behind, the corner progresses.
“Then, the theme for this first session is ‘Who is Fong in the first place?’”
“……”
While Asuna was announcing the theme, Fon sat down and was writing a "no" on the ground.
"Oh, I'm sorry, Fong."
"Hey, hey, what are you going to do with that tone? Just getting picked up like this, it's an enviable story, isn't it?"
"…………OK"
Hearing Kirito and Klein's words, Fon, still in a bad mood, gave up resistance and decided to ride through the corner.
"Well... well, there aren't many opportunities to disclose information about Fong-kun in the main story, so at this time, let's make the profile public at once, so it was raised as a theme this time. It looks like
"I guess I just missed the timing that the author put out completely."
Fon, who was in a bad mood, rushed into Asuna's words with a meta remark. (Sorry)
"My profile huh... Well, I didn't really say much. Well then, how about this!"
Saying that, the moment Fong snapped his fingers, Fong's profile was displayed in the air.
"How did you get it out now!?"
"I think it's better not to know about that."
Fon replied with a dark smile to Kirito's reasonable thrust. Then they started looking at Fong's profile.
Fon real name: Otomiren
16 years old → 18 years old Blood type: O type
Likes: Black tea, grapes, simmered dishes
Dislikes: Natto
Hobbies: Cooking
Family composition: father and mother
Race (ALO): Craft Fairy (Leprechaun)
Weapons: All types... Among them, the main weapon is a one-handed sword and a two-handed sword.
Image color: blue
"Something like that."
Everyone turns their gaze to Fon's words. Kirito was the first to speak.
"It's amazing that you can use all kinds of weapons... I have nothing but a one-handed sword and a two-handed sword."
“I also have a single sword, so I can understand that Fon-kun is out of the standard.”
"I don't understand"
Fon turns her eyes in protest at Kirito and Asuna, who look at her with expressions of disbelief.
“Well, we talked about it a little while ago, but what does Hwon’s character name mean?”
"Oh, the original meaning was taken from 'font'."
"Font? Is that a set of characters used for printing or screen display, with a uniform design?"
“Oh, oh, Yui-chan. Well, I forgot what I thought was good, but that's why I named it Fon."
“““……………………”””
"Eh? Why are you reacting so badly?"
"No, no... it was a more unconventional origin than I thought."
"I don't think it's a good idea to look for fun in people's names."
Fon answered Kirito's frank opinion with an annoyed smile.
“Fon-san, you like tea, don’t you?”
"That's right. It's fine to brew it yourself, but I also like the tea that Asuna makes for ALO."
"That's right! Yui also loves Mama's tea!"
"Oh no! Both of you are exaggerating!"
When the female power master and two girls are having such a tea talk,
“I thought Hwon was very girly, but in the real world she cooks.”
"In GGO, I guess I was lucky in a way that his avatar wasn't something like Kirito."
Kirito and Klein looked away at Fon's heightened girl power.
“Well then, it’s time to say goodbye. Mr. Fong, how did you feel after finishing the first episode?”
"That's right, I'm glad I was able to see the starting point of my SAO again...if only I could cheat at the last corner."
""Ah, ahaha...""
The moderators laughed wryly at Hwon's words, which stared at him.
“Mr. Klein, it was a memorable first guest, how was it?”
"Ah, it was pretty fun, so now I'm thinking it's a pity that it's over with this one time! That's right, maybe I'll get another chance."
"No" "No" "I don't think so"
“Oh, you guys!?
Klein collapses at Kirito, Asuna, and Fon's relentless words.
“Well then, this is the end of the first episode of Sword Art of Frying SAO!
"Wait! It's the real thing! Wait a minute, I, listen to me..."
"This program is provided by Argus Co., Ltd., which provides a fun internet life for everyone."
Fong's words, which expected further chaos in Yui's next notice, were drowned out by the offer's words.
Continued from SAO edition ②
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